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    Quote Originally Posted by pokie22 View Post
    In for another long day as I don't take vacations, so thanks for the entertainment. I find this highly amusing; right up my alley.

    I hear this type of accident often - from my older brother. However, his cause is vastly different, and induced by his morning hydration routine, 0.5 gallon of water before his morning exercises. Needless to say, we both consume 2-3 gallons of water per day, but I make it a rule of not beginning until after breakfast.

    The 24 hour cruise ship sickness, norovirus, is the typical.

    If your gut microfauna is giving noticeable differences, and you feel like you have not returned to normal peristaltic functions in the next day or two, the fine balance of bacterial sub-populations most likely have been altered. This is one of the main culprits, that account for the difference between obese/sickly and healthy individuals. If you are up for it, you can repopulate with good microbiota after a cleansing. Cleansing = drink some xylitol mixed in water. Plan on not going anywhere for the better part of the day - it might be dangerous. Then select somehow who is close to you, household member is a good choice, and share some food. In clinical trials, gut microbiota is transferred via fecal transplants. There is no shortage of journal articles since it is a hot field of research.

    share some food?

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    that's how koalas do it anyhow. babies dont have microfauna to process eucalyptus leaves along with secondary compounds that the leaves store in them. milk isnt the only thing momma koalas provide for their young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mylesG View Post
    last time i crapped my pants it was an attempted fart that went horribly wrong
    HAHAHAHhAH
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    yeah but people use utensils to eat so there would be almost zero transference between them. they don't regurgitate food into eachothers mouths like birds or, i dont know, is that what koalas do? how would that work?

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    ingesting a lil momma slime on the way out does a body good

    yuck! i think this thread is leaving my subscriptions

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    I'm just glad we didn't get the photos to go with the post
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredg View Post
    I'm just glad we didn't get the photos to go with the post
    This is what happens when I think about that.


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