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    Crap.........literally!

    Has anyone ever managed to get algae or some crawling nasty into their intestines? I'm pretty resilient but two days ago I came from the plant room and consumed a Klondike bar licking the runny ice cream from my fingers as I went. I hope you are able to see the humor in this rather than being grossed out because a few minutes after cleaning up and climbing from the shower I laughed myself to tears.....here goes A couple of hours after eating the ice cream bar my innards began rumbling and I promptly crapped my pants right down to my socks , now this hasn't happened since I was a little tike and I have heard of grown men doing this figuring they just had poor control but I now know how it can happen........I swear I was lifted from the recliner by the event and the look on my face must have been one for the books . I can't think about it without laughing in fact.
    Getting back to the reason for posting this I am wondering if algae on my fingers might have caused this. It lasted 24 hours and finally subsided, I am sure it was caused by something I consumed but like I said, I am pretty resilient and have never had food poisoning before which led me to the algae idea.
    I bet no one will ever read my posts the same again either

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    last time i crapped my pants it was an attempted fart that went horribly wrong

    but algae wouldnt do that to ya, must have been somethin else



    i got a good laugh out of this

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    Thanks, I was hoping it wouldn't be seen as offensive, I certainly won't be putting it on my FB wall though.

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    sounds like cyanobacterial poisoning. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    dairy and sugar are great for cultivating microbial fauna.
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    Quick question: What exactly does this have to do with Nepenthes other than you coming from the plant room?

    On a totally unrelated note (there's no trend of unrelated things, nope), I was at Wayside Furniture recently and I saw a plastic Nepenthes table decoration, potted with a Phalaeonopsis.

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    Do you grow lowii? Maybe trying to mimic the tree shrew took its toll?

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    [QUOTE=Plant Planter;1124486]Quick question: What exactly does this have to do with Nepenthes other than you coming from the plant room?

    99% of the plants in that room are Neps and I had the hamata in my hand when I hurled?

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    I won't be reading your posts again, period. Talk about TMI.

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