George CP helps RamPuppy up, but this act of kindness can not cover his theiving of the mallet, and subsequent abuse of the mallets proper wielder.
Rampuppy mallets George CP relentlessly into submission, and introduces a new tool, the Whip. Oh fear the whip peons!
Rampuppy scorches the backs of all present with his whip, ordering them to tend his new garden of mutant CP's...
I win. There is no escape. My powers are absolute.