You know you're asian if...

[Gemini528]

It is a long list, but maybe it will "help you get to know a little more about Asian culture" a little better? I've never heard any Confucius jokes before, and I don't remember my parents making any of those jokes either, but I guess it's supposed to make fun of the way Chinese speak? I don't know. The birds and bees one is a little strange. And the intestines one is just plain disgusting. This obviously is a stereotype, and it doesn't hold true. Some of them are pretty outdated actually. They don't make any sense.

[FlytrapGurl]

okay, here's every one that applies to me, and I'm not even Asian..

3 (but actually my grandparents said i was 4 when I was 5 in Disney World)
4 (grandparents; lecturing on how I should know everything)
5
8 (biggest mistake of my life... still trying to grow it out)
9 (grandparents)
13
14 (well, my Police Explorer peeps convinced me to try a chicken gizzard once... @#$% those take forever to eat!!!!)
16 (I do now)
25 (I thought that was normal O_O)
26 (except replace 'Korea' with 'the old days' and 'parents' with 'grandparents'... yeah, all through this you gotta notice how cool my mom is)
27 (grandparents, not parents; as long as they're white)
35 (replace 'Asia' with 'Melbourne' and/or 'Massachusetts')
36
37
38 (me neither)
40 (no idea, never really saw my dad anytime after I was 6 months old)
41 (TV)
42
48
51
54 (tennis racquets)
60
61 (replace 'country' with 'state')

[TunaSurprise]

I'm most of those, but i'm white.

[pond boy]

LOL! Thats real funny #`s 5,8,13,16,18,22,46,54,56,60, all apply and I`m 0% asian! Hmmm.....

[PiranhaPlant]

I'm caucasian. *rim shot*

[Gemini528]

Hmm... ironically people to whom this list applies to aren't Asian! The title should be "You may be Asian if..."

[Jason Wong]

Quote[/b] (Gemini528 @ Nov. 11 2005,10:42)]13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom (I don't do that, but the people I see do are very LOUD!)

That is so true. Didn't have time to read most of the list, but the ones I caught almost nearly sometimes relate to me.

Philosophical Confucius Joke:

1) Confucius say "money is root of all evil"
2) Women love to go shopping, thus women = money X money = (money)^2

Money = evil (square root)
(Women^square root) = (evil^square root)

Therefore, Women = Evil

[Gemini528]

Quote[/b] ]Therefore, Women = Evil

Well that's not very nice. And I thought Confucius was supposed to be a good guy.