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Hey Bruce................

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this work for vegitarians?





Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor

Grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were

Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from

Eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison

Steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they

finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba,

And suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and

Much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy

Water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a

Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."


Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night

Arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the

Neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he

rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to

Scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba,

clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully

Sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:



You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you Is a catfish.
 
There's a woman at work who says she's vegetarian, but I think she has fish or chicken every day. And, as far as I know, she does it without holy water. Of course there are others who would have a problem with me eating eggs and cheese and calling myself a vegetarian. Again, without any need for holy water. But I do like beer with a pizza.
 
Lol, hilarious dude!

I used to be a vegetarian but then I got hungry.
 
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