my math teacher is cool. He tells drunken irish jokes, he puts math jokes on random papers, we sometimes have 'group tests', he plays online poker while we take tests, and says the following quotes:
"im happier than a cat with two tails"
"that's outta there like vladimir"
"My mom use to say to me, rationalize that denominator"
"....like a christmas/ Hanika(can't spell) /Kwanzaas miracle"
"Well, i have to include all these different cultures, we are a community of caring after all"
"This is gonna turn out uglier than my prom date"
"I love fractions....but decimals are people too"
"I'm tried of drawing asymptotes all day"
"I'll give you a hint, it rhythms with shamplititude.....that's right, amplititude"
My i hate my english teacher, here are some of his quotes:
"I hate cheerleaders"
"I want to go to a football game and shoot those cheerleaders with a paintball gun"
"I have some good news and some bad news, bad news is you have several homework assignments and a test next week....good news, HA! there is none"
"We won't be having any tests for awhile. If that's what you thinking, then your sadly mistaken."
"Man, i hate my period 10 class and you can tell him that"
"This class has A's and B's, my period 7 class has 3 people passing and 18 people failing"
"You don't get any extra credit because your a cheerleader"