You're going to make a quotes thread with no stipulations of any kind on limit or content?
Kinda daring with me around here isn't it? lol!
"I love philosophy! If I wasn't so practical I'd be a philosopher. What do philosophers do anyway?"
-College girl overheard in the Philosophy Dept. of B&N
"Vee ah nye-liss Lebowskee! Vee beleeves in nuh-sink!"
-German Nihilists in The Big Lebowski
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The most surreal of all artistic actions is to run through a crowd with a pistol, firing randomly."
-Andre Breton, the Surrealist Manifesto
""God" spelled backwards is "Dog", "Bob" spelled backwards is still "Bob". Logically who would you follow?"
-Rev. Ian Stang, Church of the Subgenius
"It is all simulacra and simulation. Reality has been assassinated "
-Jean Baudrillard, The Perfect Crime
"Ride the wild neuro-somatic circuit!"
-Dr. Timothy Leary, Cyber Punks and Cyber Freedom
"Don't try to teach a pig to sing, it'll just waste your time and annoy the pig."
-An old Irish Proverb
"My only crime is that I signed the wrong name."
-Elmyr, painter of many original pieces signed "Picasso"
"Why be at the head of life's parade when the viewing stand is full of corpses?"
-Anton Szandor LaVey, Satan Speaks
"We're just trying to find out what the hell is really going on here."
-David Bohm, on the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Physics
"Are you the programmer or are you the programs?"
-Dr. John Lilly, Meta-programming the Human Bio Computer
"You are all hereby declared "popes" and are equally as infallible as that guy in the Vatican with the big funny hat. Feel free to pontificate on anything!"
-Dr. Robert Anton Wilson, 3rd original Pope of Discordia
"Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are even stupider than that."
-The secret of supreme power, as revealed to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs by L. Ron Hubbard aboard a stalled elevator in Las Vegas 1959.