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    I worked once at the County Mental Health Facility here in a janitorial position. We were a crew of 4, with one Supervisor. One day we found the Supervisor out on the loading dock, looking up into the empty air going "whoooo whoooo whooo". Since this was not his normal character, we all stood there in wonder. We figured the inevitable had happened at last, and Sully was pretty much over the edge. He explained that he was "calling the owls" (it was midafternoon). He said there were owls, and he heard them. Uh huh. Well, the postscript is right at quitting time I left by the door where the loading dock was. There sitting on the dumpster were the 2 largest (and only) snow owls I ever saw! (you know, the ones that smoke those cigars).....Since then, I became more forgiving regarding issues of potential insanity in my bosses. You just never know.
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    Here's a funny story.






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    Both the lawnchair man and the brick stories were discussed on "Myth Busters" on the Discovery Channel. I don't remember what the verdict of the flying lawnchair was, but they decided that the brick chain reaction was very improbable, although possible with a very weakened barrel.

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    Spoilsport. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img] I like the lawnchair story.

    Great stories so far! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    I thought I read somewhere he was flying to visit his girlfriend.

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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    Hmmm.... funny stories... MY funny stories? Gosh I can't think of any! Umm... well, I'm not bold enough to go do stuff that would result in 'funny stories'...
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    I have done a couple of dumb things in the past not as funny as the balloon thing (thank God) [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/img]

    When I first got outta prison I knew absolutely nothing about computers. I moved into my brothers house and he set me up with a computer so I could play games then eventually set it up so I could get on the internet. Well the first time I got the message... Oh I cant remember it word for word but Im sure you all have seen the Illegal Action notice that supposedly being reported to where ever. Well I freaked, Said something like "Oh crap" quickly shut off the computer and practically ran away from it swearin they would never catch me! they cant prove a thing! Finally when my bro came home he explained it oh man he had a very good laugh at that!

    Another time I didnt open an email from my dad until really late at night I figured it was too late to reply and went to bed. A couple of nights later I was at his house and thanked him for his email and told him I would have replied but it was too late and I didnt wanna bother him that late at night and wake him up [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]

    Yeah Ok Im a ditz [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img] but thats ok at least Im entertaining and have no problem laughing at myself [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html312/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    LOL! Well that's newfangled!
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