I needed a 5 minute break from work. I'm sure this could be better, but I don't care THAT much. It's to the tune of The Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump" song.
Clump sat alone in a boggy marsh,
Totally motionless except for her parts
Mud flowed up into Clump's pitchers
She totally confused all the passing pirahnas
She's Clump, she's Clump
She's in my head
She's Clump, she's Clump, she's Clump
This heli might be dead
Clump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small spoons so sad that insects could land
Is Clump fast asleep or rockin' out in the spag?
She's Clump, she's Clump
She's in my head
She's Clump, she's Clump, she's Clump
This heli might be dead
When Clump was limp and lonely and needed superthrive
Clump slipped on a toad and tumbled into a dive
She spent her twenties between the sand
Life limped along at sub-sonic speeds
She's Clump, she's Clump
She's in my head
She's Clump, she's Clump, she's Clump
This heli might be dead
Is this Clump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Clump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Clump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Clump outta my head?
Clump sat alone in a boggy marsh,
Totally motionless except for her parts
Mud flowed up into Clump's pitchers
She totally confused all the passing pirahnas
She's Clump, she's Clump
She's in my head
She's Clump, she's Clump, she's Clump
This heli might be dead
Clump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small spoons so sad that insects could land
Is Clump fast asleep or rockin' out in the spag?
She's Clump, she's Clump
She's in my head
She's Clump, she's Clump, she's Clump
This heli might be dead
When Clump was limp and lonely and needed superthrive
Clump slipped on a toad and tumbled into a dive
She spent her twenties between the sand
Life limped along at sub-sonic speeds
She's Clump, she's Clump
She's in my head
She's Clump, she's Clump, she's Clump
This heli might be dead
Is this Clump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Clump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Clump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Clump outta my head?