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Quote[/b] (jimscott @ April 26 2005,12:46)]April: Diana Rigg was on The Avengers. Barbara Feldon was Agent 99.
Bicycle Repairman? Qui est-ce?
missed that one?
BICYCLE REPAIR MAN SKETCH
V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
B: <Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for bicycle repair man .... but how to change without revealig my secret identity?>
S1: If only bicycle repair man were here!
B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
Caption: FLASH!
S1-3: bicycle repair man, but how?
S1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
S2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
S3: Is it a church warden?
S1-3: NO! It's bicycle repair man!
SI: MY! bicycle repair man! Thank goodness you've come! Look! <Oooh Err - SR>
Caption: Clink!
Screw!
Bend!
Inflate!
Alter Saddle!
S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
S1: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
SIN: Oh, Oh bicycle repair man, how can I ever repay you?
B: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... bicycle repair man!
S1-3: Our Hero!
V: Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international communism, bicycle repair man is ready!