LOL!!! I swear on the computer alot (not here, of course.. that's impossible ^_^) and to myself in private, but not in public.. although I almost slipped a word a few times.. I slipped a "freakin'" two days ago.. but my grandparents didn't seem to mind.. it's not really a swear word, but I'd never slipped it before, so I didn't know what they'd do. But there was no reaction. I might experiment with "crap" sometime.
But seriously.. I know nothing. I saw nothing. Translation: I did nothing.
JLAP, I'm a teenager.. and my life story is this, summarized: my mom had me at 21, unmarried, and my dad left when I was six months old. Then my mom and me moved in with my grandparents until I was 4 or so, and then my mom moved out and I stayed with my grandparents, since Mom can't really support herself very well, not even now.. so I've lived with my grandparent pretty much all but the first six months of my life, which I don't remember anyways.
Capslock, it's kinda.. *our* computer. Me and him use it, but I use it so much more than him it's not even funny, and I'm now a computer whiz, while he's still typing at 1 letter per every ten seconds. After the whole six years we've had this computer. And now I type uber-fast, even faster that my grandmother, who worked on a computer at Kennedy Space Center for 30 some odd years, ordering parts for the crawler (the big ol' flat doohinkey that rolls the shuttle out to the pad at a mind-blowing 1 mile an hour), so really, I amaze myself. She types "correctly", as in, with all fingers and both hands right where they should be, touch-typing. I guess I finger type.. I use MOST of my fingers, and my hands are moving around all the time, especially my left hand, which moves back and forth, over about 90% of the keyboard, and then my right hand uses the other 10%. It's just how I type.. I wouldn't be able to do nearly as well doing it "correctly". I'm happy with the way I do it now, and I feel no need to do it "correctly".
Travis, yeah, they're nice when you don't live with them ^_^ My own computer would be awesome.. of course, I have no more room or outlet space in my bedroom for it *sigh* My room is retarded. The whole far end is taken up *mostly* by a big, uber-huge headboard from my grandmother's old bed, acting as a 1-foot back-to-front, 8-foot-long and 4-foot-high, shelved table. I have my 2-gallon betta tank on that, along with my 29-gallon leopard gecko cage with my leo Autumn in it (29 gallons is the recommended minimum size for an adult) and a whole lotta other crap.. there's a large window above this. To the left of that is by bed, the highest bed in the house, and with room for two, so I get lotsa space at night (it used to be my grandfather's before me moved into the guest room), and above the left of my bed is a seven-foot shelf with my fairly-expensive Breyer horse figures collection. To the right of the headboard-thing is a tall green plastic shelf with my CD and DVD collection on top and some other crap, and in the corner there, a rocking chair and a three-head, tall lamp behind it. On the adjacent wall on the right is a smallish computer-desk type thing with my radio and my books and a whole lotta other crap on it and a smaller window above it. To the right of that is a small bedstand with two junk drawers with stuff I need to burn in them, and some stuff on top. Then on the adjacent wall to the right is my closet, and to the right of that is my 29-gallon fishtank on a metal stand that used to belong to my mom (below that on the bottom part of the stand on a slab of wood is my 10-gallon cricket cage, where I keep live crickets and feed them to feed to my gecko), and to the right of that is a big tall clothes beureau with my TV and VCR (the VCR is useless.. if you actually hook it up to the TV, you get horrible reception.. the only way to play something in the VCR and actually SEE it would be to hook up my portable DVD player to the VCR with certain cables and then play the tape in the VCR, watching it on the DVD screen) and my lamp and some more crap. Then to the right of that is my door, which has alot of crap on it. And my floor is fake tile with a rug directly to the right of my bed. And there's a table in the middle of the floor. And another hanging light directly over that table, but I rarely use it, because, if it was used in conjunction with the lamp on top of my clothes beureau, it would be blinding in there. And I don't like my room bright. I like the lights off all the time and my TV on when I'm hanging out in there all day and at night until I go to sleep. Darkness calms me. Anyhoo, there's your complete tour of my room. As for the rest of the house, I'll just note the outstanding number of TVs. A TV everywhere but the garage, the office (which used to be my grandfather's bedroom before he moved into the guest bedroom) and the bathroom.. and the living room (*cusses out her luck, for the living room is where the computer is*) There's one in the dining room, one in my grandmother's bedroom (she never even uses it! PUT IT IN THE LIVING ROOM!) one in the sunroom, one in my grandfather's bedroom and one in my bedroom.
I think that about covers a day in the life of an average redneck (that's me, not them). *fingers ache from typing*
