I got a story to tell...Their was this guy that got totally drunk at a bar. Said to everyone I am going home. Stood up and feel flat on his face. He stood up again and feel flat on his face again. The next morning the wife said "you must have been drunk?". He said how could you tell? Wife said you left your wheelchair at the bar. hehehe...
Well, that is about it for jokes... If you have any jokes feel free to share but keep them clean..