Tests performed by researchers show that beer contains female hormones.
Researchers took 10 men and had them all drink a case of beer each.
After the beer was consumed it was observed the men became moody or started giggling, they engaged in meaningless conversations, they argued over trivial matters, they would not admit when they were wrong, and they could not drive.
These tests prove men who drink enough beer turn into women.
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Researchers took 10 men and had them all drink a case of beer each.
After the beer was consumed it was observed the men became moody or started giggling, they engaged in meaningless conversations, they argued over trivial matters, they would not admit when they were wrong, and they could not drive.
These tests prove men who drink enough beer turn into women.
*****takes a running leap for the nearest bomb shelter and prepares to repel all boarders*****