SirKristoff, I fully agree with your whole post. I'm not a nep expert, but I'll take your word for it. I can almost guarantee the first ping being Agnata, especially due to the growth of the leaves from the center, but it's the points at the tips that leave me "confluzzled". Maybe a hybrid?
I love making skits-
Boss: Dr. Joe, bottled water specialist, please come to my office.
Joe: Hello sir! Is this about the water identification?
Boss: Yes. *brings out glass of water* My maid poured me a glass of water the other night and I would like you to identify which bottle it came from because I have no idea. Take a sip.
Joe: *takes sip of water* Hm, I think it's Fiji.
Boss: WRONG!
Joe: How could I be wrong? You said you had no idea which water it was, and I am a bottled water specialist! We're tasting the same water here, and I have the upper hand at identifying these waters. I don't see how you could just claim I am wrong.
Boss: That's it, you're fired!
Joe: B-but I don't work here.
Boss: Would you like a job here?
Joe: Boy, would I! Where's the paperwork?
Boss: You won't be needing it.
Joe: Why?
Boss: Because you're fired.