Update guys:
Well, I thought it was really really weird when a forming trap started to look like it was kicked in the jaw. Also, when they were unfolding, they started dying off at the tips of the traps before they got even close to opening. My diagnosis? Maybe it has to do with being taken out of a pot, boxed, shipped in the dark, potted in a new climate, then flowering.
Apparently it hasn't been doing much, i'm assuming, because I found a little shoot starting to push it's way up through the sphagnum. It was about a half inch up, so I snipped it.
There would be no way that I could see this flytrap flowering and surving before the flower even opened. A new leaf was coming in, so I guess now we can find out how fast it actually knows it doesn't have a flower anymore.